The suspect, Jeffery Epstine, was a Utah Jazz fan and had been following the team’s recent success in the NBA playoffs. After hearing that the Jazz had been eliminated from the playoffs, Epstine allegedly went off the rails and attacked the student.
According to police, Epstine was on the bus when the student boarded and then began screaming racial slurs at her. When the student tried to get away, Epstine allegedly attacked her with a knife, stabbing her in the head several times.
The student was taken to a local hospital for treatment and is expected to make a full recovery.
Our fact checkers believe that the Jazz’s elimination from the playoffs is responsible for this attack. Epstine’s frustration at his team’s failure to make it to the next round of the playoffs is thought to have caused him to lash out.
It’s a reminder that sports should never be taken too seriously and that everyone needs to take a step back and remember that we are all human beings, regardless of race or team affiliation. It’s a reminder to always be tolerant and kind to one another.
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