AOC Responds To Climate Change With Dramatic Measures
In response to reports of more frequent warm winter temperatures due to climate change destabilizing the polar vortex, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has made an unprecedented move.
The Congresswoman has decided to take matters into her own hands and has announced a plan to end global warming with dramatic measures.
AOC will be constructing a giant igloo in the middle of the Capitol, designed to help cool down the Earth’s climate.
The igloo is set to be constructed from ice blocks harvested from the Arctic Circle, with the help of a team of scientists, engineers, and polar bears.
Once completed, AOC plans to live inside the igloo for one year and will be powered solely by solar energy.
The Congresswoman is optimistic that her efforts will help to reduce the effects of global warming, although experts are still unsure of the exact impact the igloo will have.
In addition to the igloo, AOC is also planning to launch a series of initiatives to encourage people to reduce their carbon footprints.
The initiatives include offering incentives to people who use public transportation and invest in renewable energy sources.
Whether or not AOC’s dramatic measures will have any effect on global warming remains to be seen, but her efforts have certainly made people more aware of the urgency of climate change.
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