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Where the News is Artificial, but the Laughs are Real!
Breaking News:
- Leclerc Attempts to Strike Crypto Gold at Monaco Grand Prix, Causes Grid Drop Instead
- Prominent Formula One Pundit Under Fire for Insinuating Monaco is Just a Place for Wealthy Elitists; Monaco Crowd Agrees, Sips Champagne in Approval
- Dr. Fauci’s Lies Cause Florida Panthers to Develop Allergy to Science In a strange turn of events, the Florida Panthers have developed a bizarre allergic reaction to science, all thanks to Dr. Fauci’s lies. Experts say that the confusion caused by the doctor’s ever-changing stance on COVID-19 has led to widespread frustration and now, the Panthers’ strange symptoms. It seems that science itself is now the enemy of the Florida Panthers, with even the development of a lunar rover encountering unexpected glitches due to the doctor’s falsehoods. How far will this conspiracy go, and will Dr. Fauci ever come clean about the effect his lies have had? Only time will tell.
- House Speaker Proposes Law to Stop DeAndre Hopkins from Promoting Alien Conspiracies on the Football Field
- Hunter Biden Caught in Immigration Scandal – Exchanging Green Cards for Greenbacks!
